A local man diffused any speculation today at a local barbecue, when he clarified that he was “not drinking but just showing off my new vest. It holds 12 beers.” Stating further that he “thought it would look weird without the beers.” Adding that he “didn’t want people to think, I don’t like to party.”
Asked whether he wasn’t just warming up the beer he responded, “Well, it’s keeping my body cold, so that’s a plus. It’s really hot out here!”
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