Local Man Not Drinking, Just Here To Show Off Beer Can Vest

” I would offer you a beer but I am sorry. You can’t have any, its for the vest.”

A local man stopped any speculation today at a local barbecue, when he clarified that he was “not drinking (but) just showing off my new beer vest. It holds 12 beers.” The unidentified man (the family did not know him) stated further, that he “thought it would look weird without the beers.” Also, adding that he “didn’t want people to think, that he doesn’t like to party… from time to time.”


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Asked whether he wasn’t just warming up the beer, he responded, “Well, it’s keeping my body cold, so that’s a plus. It’s really hot out here!”

We had other questions, like “where did you come from?” and “when are you going back?” but we declined to ask.


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